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Travis stared at Vic, shaking his head. "I -- you -- you invited my parents?!"
"Not on purpose!" Vic protested. "I live at your house! Nari came to check on things and we were talking and I just happened to mention you and Stark were going to be here for dinner and you know I can't say 'no' to your mom."
"You didn't think that maybe I didn't want to introduce my --" Travis lowered his voice. "-- My alien sex amigo to my homophobic parents??"
"Sex amigo?" Vic asked, smirking. "Oh my god have you guys still not had the 'are we boyfriends' conversation yet?"
"Not the point!" Travis threw his arms in the air. "Ohhhh, this is going to be terrible. This is going to be so bad. . . ."
[for the sex amigo. Up early because holiday slowness, to be heavily adapted from 5x06 "Little Girl Blue"]
"Not on purpose!" Vic protested. "I live at your house! Nari came to check on things and we were talking and I just happened to mention you and Stark were going to be here for dinner and you know I can't say 'no' to your mom."
"You didn't think that maybe I didn't want to introduce my --" Travis lowered his voice. "-- My alien sex amigo to my homophobic parents??"
"Sex amigo?" Vic asked, smirking. "Oh my god have you guys still not had the 'are we boyfriends' conversation yet?"
"Not the point!" Travis threw his arms in the air. "Ohhhh, this is going to be terrible. This is going to be so bad. . . ."
[for the sex amigo. Up early because holiday slowness, to be heavily adapted from 5x06 "Little Girl Blue"]
